Funny Stuff Mom's Pop Says

Dad: Bear, you gotta see this show on TV [as he walks over, turns on Mom's television and cranks up the volume]

Candy's Mom: What the heck is this?

Dad: "Southern Fried Stings." That little bald-headed boys has got some balls!

Candy's Mom: Dad, this is so fake!

Dad: Hush! This is truTV. Stop trying to ruin all of my fun!

Candy's Mom: Dad, even I know truck stop hookers don't look that good.

Just remember, Candy Lou still loves you ;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Fried_Stings